I could spend this time telling you all about my oh so fantastic churchy filled week. Hell, I have a whole category devoted to that which is called Lutheranism. A good majority of my readers are not Lutheran and don’t get the inside jokes that would come from me telling about the spread put on at a funeral I attended this afternoon. Unfortunately I now attend a Norwegian Lutheran congregation rather than my former Swede Lutheran congregation. So the hot dish and jello jokes are few and far between these days. If you don’t even get that reference, then… well I’m sorry.
To make up for continuing lack of funny I will go with a Google hit post.
lactose in Cheez-its
I have no definitive proof that there is in fact lactose in Cheez-its, but I would think one should not be influenced by the name. I do know that the Cheez-it company makes reduced fat ones and they are just wrong and likely without any real
different kinds of hummus
Evidently I have a strong love of odd snack foods. Two words: trader joes
growing out hair when you are a guy, bad hair stage
Growing out your hair is a bitch. Take it from me. I’ve done it, it wasn’t pretty. From your blatantly obvious search you are a guy. Lest I remind you of that little fact. Guys with long hair are. not. attractive. I highly doubt that you are one of the few men out there that can actually look good with long hair. Are you Antonio Banderas? No. Johnny Depp? No. My guess is if you grow your hair out will end up looking more like this guy, or better yet… this one. Do yourself a favor. Forget the idea all together and go get a hair cut. You’ll thank me in the end. Sincerely, a woman only looking out for your best interests, really
starting to eat meat again my hair
I’ve got nothing on this one. I say: readers take your best guess
new wash mops
I do love a good mop
and my personal favorite:
my parents are cousins, I am a dwarf
I win the internets for best google hit evah!!!