Day 2 of our great California adventure finds us visiting the State Fair.? Here we learned valuable lessons like:
Women over the age of 30 should not wear short shorts or pigtails.
Women in California will walk miles in 90+ heat wearing 4? heels.
Some mothers display their madd parenting skillz by wearing shirts stating such (?Bitch? was one example)
The mullet is alive and well in California.
There is a reason they allow you to walk around the fairgrounds with your beer.? Spending 4 hours at the California State Fair with 2 children will drive you straight to the beer garden, but those 2 children will not stay contained within said beer garden.
Old guys will run straight into you and go out of their way to be rude despite the fact that you profusely apologized for their dumbness.
A 5 year old, despite being numerous times, will get wet on the log ride and not like it.? (I have photos to prove it)
Visiting the California State Fair in 90+ heat will make your boobs, back and butt sweat? simultaneously.? Making you feel like a big wet pig.? You?ll fit in well in the livestock displays.
Heat exhaustion will cause you to make up words like Swoobs, Swack & Swutt.?