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I am counting the hours until the trusty husband comes home tonight. ?Not because life had been?particularly?difficult with him gone, but because there is a fly in our house. ?My inner Buddhist won’t kill it (although I hold no mercy for mosquitos, spiders or tent caterpillars), I can’t find a way to lure it outside without letting the cats out and that damn fat cat won’t get off of her ass and catch it like she usually does. ?I don’t blame her. ?It’s hot. ?I wouldn’t want to exert that much energy if I were that fat and covered in fur. ?This is no ordinary fly either. ?This is the mack daddy of all flies. ?I don’t think it’s a horsefly, but either way it is huge. ?At this point you are thinking, it’s a fly, who the hell cares?
This child of mine does not like anything that is unpredictable. ?If he doesn’t know exactly how something works it is the end of the universe. ?Take for instance a pine cone (oh the damn pine cones). ?Pine Cones fall off of trees in an unpredictable manner. ?They could resemble the shape of a bug. ?Bugs have the potential to make noise. ?Pine Cones also have the potential to make noise if you step on them. ?Thus unpredictable and scary to a certain 4 year old. ?Enter the mother who cured the child of this fear by holding him down and making him touch the pine cone. ?Which totally backfired on me when the child did figure out they weren’t scary and now they are the. coolest. thing. ever! ?Sadly, I cannot catch a fly and make him hold it.
Flies buzz about in an unpredictable manner thus causing my child to scream as if someone is killing him. ?I am not joking on that one. ?If I didn’t know there was a fly in the house I would think that the boy had fallen off of the top of his bed or that there was an intruder in the house. ?Unfortunately, that is not the case and it is just a damn fly and I’m losing my patience. ?I need the trusty husband to come home and a) get rid of the damn fly and b) be the calm and nurturing parent and explain to his son that there is nothing to be afraid of. ?Because my, “get over it” simply isn’t working.