Since the onset of seeing the acupuncturist my mood has mellowed out.? I yell less, I get frustrated less.? Basically I’m a happy person.? But there are times when there is nothing in the world that will make things better.? Doesn’t matter how many B vitamins I gobble down, how much 5-HTP I take or how much ass tea I drink.? Nothing helps.? I wake up in the morning and hate the world.? It doesn’t help that heavy doses of allergy medication still doesn’t keep the post nasal drip at bay either.? So imagine being cranky, feeling like you want to jump out of your skin, your hands ache and you need to shove kleenex up your nose just for 5 minutes of relief.? That is basically me.? And that feeling will last for the next 3 days.
I have yet to find something that cures this.? It is possible that a trip to somewhere warm and sans my child might do the trick, but seeing as I have no money or airline miles that isn’t likely to happen.? Hell, I’d even settle for a trip to the fabric store without the child.? Because frankly, I want to sell him on Ebay.? Better yet, why don’t I sell myself on Ebay.
For Sale: One slightly bitchy cranky moody unique woman.
Likes to iron.? Cooks fantastic meals and won’t nag you to take out the garbage.? (although if you don’t it might end up in your car one day)? Generally pleasant with only mild monthly side effects.? Rather small, but cute.? Handy around the house and comes with own tools.? Not afraid to build a deck or climb on a roof.? Enjoys sports and plays golf.? Prefers action movies to chick flicks.
Price: an occasional Louis Vuitton handbag.