I am in a great big funk this morning.? I think the boy’s insistent refusal to poop on the toilet has driven me over the edge.? It’s crazy I tell you.
I have spilled every liquid substance I’ve touched.? I tried to dump sani-tea all down the front of me.? That would have been the end to the entire outfit.? Then while mixing eggs I slopped those all down the front of me.? And to top it off, I was desperate for coffee at work and made my own.? But of course in my caffeine deprived stupor I forgot to check if the lid was screwed onto the pot.? Heavens no, it wasn’t.? I poured myself my cup and the lid fell off and I dumped coffee all over the table.
This isn’t my day.
I forgot the boy’s art bag for the second day this week.? I thought I was so prepared for a meeting this morning and walked out of the house without my file of work stuff (but remembered my calendar).? It’s only 10:03 a.m.
Pardon me while I go crawl under a rock and sleep.