Child 4.0

Today we receive our new installation of Child 4.0.  We finally are moving past previous versions of Toddler 3.0 and Toddler 3.5.  We have been waiting for this upgrade like Windows Vista users are waiting for Windows 7.  In the days leading up to the launch of Child 4.0 we have had a preview of [...]

Banned from Hockey

The week before last the boy started his hockey lessons.  After we made it through our trial run with the single blade skates we were a little skeptical as to how the first session would go.  As it turns out our fears weren’t without reason.  Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.  There is very little [...]

Channeling my inner Joe Kinney

Friday I had to drive down to our local hockey rink twice to find out what the deal was with the boy’s lessons.  I’ve emailed and called for additional information and got nothing.  So that morning I called again asking for someone to talk to.  Of course… no one there.  I was informed that the [...]

So much like his father it hurts

The boy likes to take things apart.  Everyone in the history of the universe who has ever met my child will agree that this child is bound to be an engineer.  I’m still holding out for professional hockey player, but I’m starting to think the masses are right.
The child studies everything.  Asks questions about everything.  [...]

I should be running for vice-president

After all, I actually know what the Bush Doctrine is.  Ok, we’ll let it go.
Sunday was a day I had waited for for a very long time.  We took the boy to buy his very first pair of hockey skates.  Real live hockey skates.  Up until now he’s been on a pair of Bob skates.  [...]

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