I apologize for not giving you a video blog today.? I know that is what you look forward to on a Monday morning.? You wake up and say, “ahh, at least I’m not making an ass out of myself like Elle.”? Truth is it rained on Saturday.? The rain didn’t prevent me from video taping my day, but my demeanor did.? That and I didn’t shower until 11:45.? I’ve tried to video tape myself on rainy days.? It isn’t a pretty picture.? My affect is extremely flat and my brain capacity flies out of my butt.? There is video around somewhere of our trip to Ikea and the Dim Sum restaurant that (although it wasn’t raining) illustrates my point.? I just won’t post it.
To sum up our Saturday, the trusty husband mowed the grass.? I did some measuring for our new raised vegetable beds.? I ordered a load of topsoil and we drove down to the Tagro facility and shoveled shit compost.? All before lunch.
In the afternoon we made a trip to Costco where I slowly gouged my eye out with a plastic spoon.? *Note to self: shopping cart still needed for child at Costco.*? We went to the vegetable store to pick up something for dinner and tried not to list the child on Ebay repeatedly.
See, not really worthy of a video.
I was treated to a wonderful morning on Sunday with my girlfriends.? I needed that.? A lovely brunch full of chocolate and bacon.? No Neal, there were no bacon truffles.? Excellent conversation and a few glasses of wine.? I couldn’t ask for anything better.
I came home to start work on aforementioned raised beds and this morning I woke up to sore muscles and sunshine.? Which means… shoveling dirt.? I asked for the dirt, I must shovel it.? All 5 yards.
So since (I know you are dissapointed) no video I will make it up to you with a video later this week.? But instead I will video the boy.? I’ll conduct an interview with my 3 1/2 year old so you can bask in the glory of his cuteness.? Only problem is I don’t have questions.? This means I need your help.? If you could ask the boy a question what would it be?? I will use your questions as the source for my interview.