A boy and his father

Trusty Husband: Where you going?

Boy: I?m going to go poo-poo

Trusty Husband: really

Boy: yeah.? I?m going to go poo-poo in my pants

Trusty Husband: No you?re not.

Boy: It will go down my leg

Trusty Husband: yeah it will.? eeew.

2 Comment

  1. Willow says: Reply

    what’s funny is i know quite a few people over the age of three (over the age of 30 for that matter) that have funny poo poo stories. its all about where the poo poo ends up and it all ends with eeeeew 🙂

  2. Vidiot says: Reply

    I Was sent this story today and tough of your site.

    Cup of Tea

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

    I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

    Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favourite toys.

    Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. ?After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

    My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ ?My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

    Then she says, (as only a mother would know… 🙂

    ‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?’

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