Every so often we go through the process of updating our resumes in this house. Not so much because we have specific jobs in mind, but because we’re nerds like that and like that technical “if I can word it right I can get the job right” lingo. Ok, maybe we saw some job on idealist.org for an executive level basket weaving instructor for underprivileged children in Uganda and think it might be fun to live with the homicidal maniacs.
So this afternoon I was talking with the trusty husband and we were trying to come up with skillz that could be added to my resume. Mind you I haven’t worked outside the home in close to 5 years.
Developed and took to market creative merchandising techniques for mass market – I made a latch hook kit look good in a gift basket for the church bazaar. Don’t believe me? Check this bad boy out! You wanna latch hook now don’t you?
Quick to adapt an take control of other special projects as needed – Look at me use my creative problem solving skills by using a pipe cleaner instead of floral wire to finish this bow. Whee!
Able to multi task – I finished aforementioned latch hook kit basket, tied bow and told the boy he couldn’t have more candy. All at the same time.
Manage web content and design – I blog
Basically, I am well qualified for a domestic engineer position with an emphasis in blogging. And I’m your go to gal for any church bazaar emergency.