Captain Smartypants

So we’re driving along in Seattle one day minding our own business, as we’re apt to do and I spot a advertisement on the side of a building.  What struck me was the large print upon the poster.  It read "Captain Smartypants."  In smaller print was "Trousers of Terror."  A little snicker there?  I thought [...]

Another year older

Today is my birthday.  On this day in 1976 I made my entrance into the world.  Yep… that would make me 30.  Somehow I thought this day would be rougher than it really is.  I am working on moving into the next decade of my life.  In fact, I am embracing it.  I am looking [...]

An open apology to my bloggy friends

I would like to apologize to you all if you happen to get weird comments from me on your blogs.  You see… paperwork as suck all the brain capacity from me.  I am resorting to a turrets like state.  Wild twitches, off the cuff foul language.  I really think I am getting dumber by the [...]

Sacrifice everything in the name of fashion

That used to be my motto. Comfort! What was that. As long as I looked good it didn’t matter. Then my adult gene kicked in. I realized that jeans an flip-flops were a better choice than owwee shoes and pants that cut off my circulation. But now and again [...]

I think I broke my funny bone

It’s true.  I think I did.  I have had nothing remotely exciting in my life to blog about.  You want excitement in the life of that other girl that occupies space in my head read HERE.  Otherwise Elle is pretty boring.  So I will give you some Elle observations.
I am married to a card carrying [...]

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