Chili don’tcha want some

Can you tell I’m in need of a Cold Stone fix.? I have had it once since the boy came home.? That shit is expensive.? So instead I’m settling for a $5.00 chocolate bar.? Hey wait, that’s not less than the ice cream.? Ok here’s the truth.? I bought the last Dagoba Xocolatl bar my local grocery had.? (I can get more at the market I regularly shop at so I’m not too terribly worried.)? The trusty husband told me he saw them on sale (like super cheap sale) and that we should check it out.? Of course they weren’t on sale, but there was only one left and I had. to have. it NOW!? Just in case.? Then I went to my local veg market and saw that they had a bazillion of them.

Then my girlfriend, Lena, came over Thursday night and we polished off the last of the Cadbury chocolate I had.? Which later made me nearly throw up.? And had it been about one week later I may have been doing the I might be pregnant happy dance, but since it wasn’t I didn’t.

Needless to say I was out of chocolate.? Not so much out (I have 2 bars of less than stellar Russian chocolate, 1/2 a bar of Lindt Intense Orange and 1/2 a Hershey Bar) but I didn’t want any of what I had.? I casually suggested that we could eat the Dagoba bar that is supposed to be for truffles.? After all, I promised that Chili truffles would be awesome, but I’ve never made them.? What if they suck.? I would have lied to you and you would never buy truffles from me again.? So let’s call it research shall we?

Oh my hell!? I could have eaten the whole bar in one sitting.? Yes.? A $5.00 chocolate bar in one sitting.? And I would have done it too if I didn’t have to squeeze my ass into my last pair of jeans that almost fit.? That little bar is one of the best I’ve ever had.? A little bit of a kick.? A few little crunchy nibs and some damn fine chocolate.? So if you people don’t start buying Chili truffles I may just have to bitch slap every last one of you.

And let’s not talk about yesterday’s so called perfect day.? That chocolate thing was about the best part.

5 Comment

  1. Ok, I’m now craving Chili truffles.

  2. Jenny says: Reply

    I gave my friend who buys candy for his family your link. I hope he buys a ton. And when I told C that we were getting caramels from Elle in WA he was like, WHEN!!!!!

  3. Jenny says: Reply

    THe chili ones are the best. Hope you and Miss L had a fine time!

  4. Lena says: Reply

    Happy Swedish nameday to you today! That in itself is worth another chocolate bar regardless of expense, or you can demand trusty husband to give you a gift since it’s your nameday! Just tell him I said so, from one Swede to another Swede, so he better do it… 🙂

  5. Up, a little chili adds wonderful things to chocolate! Ever tried the lavender? Any chance you’d be willing to do lavender next time? The blueberries don’t do much for me, but the lavender…!

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