This will serve as a public service announcement to all women everywhere. It doesn’t matter if you are married or not yet married. Ladies, when your husband casually suggests that, “we should go to DSW tomorrow,” jump all over that like you would Adrian Brody fall at his feet and grant him every favor he […]
Beating Imelda
Old is new, but not so much really
Yes the site is back but I forgot one major point of clarification. Those posts below… they are all old. The newest and best is “Meanwhile… back at the ranch.” I can’t simply click a magic button and have all of my archives restored. Doesn’t work that way. I put all of my old posts […]
Overstimulation
‘HA! I bet you thought I was going to write something about the fact that my child gets over stimulated at the drop of a hat and I just can?t handle it anymore. Ohhh how wrong you are. On the contrary. We haven?t had an “over stimulation event” in quite a while now. He handles […]
Betcha thought I was arrested or something
Much to your chagrin I don?t have a fascinating social worker story to tell you. He didn?t piss me off and he was pleasant. I did not have the urge to reach across the table and choke him to death, but it was all that I could do to not call him on all the […]
Would selling my soul for shoes really be that bad?
Thank you for all of you love about the shoes. I actually had a dream about them last night. That would be how much I love these shoes. In fact I had to call one of my girlfriends yesterday to tell her about them. She is one of the ones who has been on the […]
Elle needs a new pair of shoes
For starters my personal cookie day went very well yesterday. I made 2 types of cookies, hot buttered rum mix, cocoa mix and botched a bowl full of peanut brittle. I knew I was pushing my luck with trying to make candy after spending two solid weeks of making the stuff. Not exactly sure how […]
Sacrifice everything in the name of fashion
That used to be my motto. Comfort! What was that. As long as I looked good it didn?t matter. Then my adult gene kicked in. I realized that jeans an flip-flops were a better choice than owwee shoes and pants that cut off my circulation. But now and again I do something not quite in […]