Finally

I have been trying to sit down and finish my portfolio of work (for other people) for evah.  I have it done as of this moment.  Of course there are always things to add.  But go take a look, ooh and ahh and then come back and tell me I do a good job.  I [...]

Bitchy Cranky

It is currently 9:06 a.m. and I already want to sell my child on eBay.  I was fortunate enough to be able to sleep in this morning, but that’s where there the goodness stops.
My breakfast was less than satisfying.  I was deluding myself to think that the gluten free waffles that I complained about last [...]

1st Head Trauma

It took a year of having the boy home before we had to make our first ER visit.  It was a year and a half before the boy projectile vomited on me.  Evidently it took 2 years to achieve the status of “survived bleeding head wound.”
I think this is the worst fear of mothers of [...]

8:30 a.m.

Boy: (runs into my office) May I have Os in a cup?
Elle: No, it’s not snack time
Boy: But Handy Manny’s not coming on (snack time is after Handy Manny, which is on at 9:00)
Elle: Well I’m sorry about that.  I guess you’ll have to wait
Boy: But you have to hurry
Elle: I suppose, if you give [...]

Who moved my Cheerios

I have this tendency to think we need to buy things because I can’t find them.  This is usually a male trait, but I assure you I am no man.  I have been known to squirrel away 4 giant cans of Coffee Mate (don’t judge me) because one gets shoved to the back of the [...]

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