I have a strict don’t talk about work policy. This goes for any work that someone else pays me for. It could be as small as a header for a blogger or as big as what I do for the church. Not that what I do for the church is all that big. But I am going to go out on a limb and talk about work. Mainly to procrastinate what I should really be doing, but a little as a stress reliever. Because oh my hell it is slowly killing me.
Last month we got a virus in our church web site. Because I’m not a true coder I didn’t catch it until after the major damage was done. Sadly, everything was lost. Luckily I was preparing to change the site and saved most of the content. Now my task is to rebuild what was once a functioning website into something that is now a spectacular functioning website. (please insert jazz hands and sparkle right….here)
Problem is… I’m not a coder. I’m a graphics person. See this website. I did that. Ok, I did the graphics. Some dude elsewhere did the coding. See. I’m a shiny graphics person.
With the church I am the do it all person. I don’t have the time (and don’t get paid enough) to bust out 100% original code so I’m using bits and pieces I have laying about. Because doesn’t everyone have spare code on their computers. Problem is, bits and pieces don’t work together and then I go and screw something up and have to start all over. It is really chapping my ass. I have redone this site 14 times and eff it up every time. Worse yet, I gave myself a deadline of August 1 to have it finished. Where will I be August 1? Out of the state. Cause I’m smart like that.
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elle,
can you email me so i can ask you about how much you would charge to help me with a website?