$19.95 closer to being fatter

This morning the trusty husband suggested we go up to Snootyville to do some window shopping.  I say window shopping because it was really an excuse for him to go to the Apple store (which, you know, I certainly did not want to do.  Cause I love my PC and all. *cough* fullofshit *cough*).  I [...]

Superhuman

In an attempt to be more healthy around here I’ve cut out all non essential snacks.  This means no more bags of little candy bars and no cookies.  Let’s not look in my fridge at the moment shall we.  You won’t see a 3lb container of Chocolate Chip Cookie dough.  Shuddup… I’m PMSing.  It’s like [...]

Conversation between me and my child

Elle: working quietly at the computer trying to finish up church work
Boy: Mommy, that machine is broken.  You need to come fix it.
Elle: What machine?
Boy runs off.  Evidently I’m supposed to follow.  Pointing at his drum machine.
Boy: That drum machine.
Elle: Honey, that drum machine is broken.  I can’t fix it.
Boy: It needs new ba-ra-lies (batteries).  [...]

Swedish Meatballs in Dill Cream

Someone a while back asked for my Swedish Meatballs recipe. This isn’t taken from an authentic Swedish cookbook, nor was it passed down from the trusty Swedish Oma (which would be Far Mor), but it’s good. So Lena, no jive on “it’s not real.” The recipe comes from one of my favorite [...]

Dear makers of Adobe Illustrator;

I understand that you created this product for graphic design professionals.  I appreciate the art of crafting a quality product.  Your program is heralded by graphic artists across the globe.  It is one of the most state of the art graphic design programs available.  That being said, I hate it.
For years I have been a [...]

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