When the internet makes you old.

Sooo… that whole shoe shopping thing.  That worked out well.  Turns out there is no DSW in Sacramento.  The trusty sister-in-law assured me there was one here.  Unfortunately there is not.  So when I found out there was no DSW and that these people I’m staying with do not own a pizza cutter, I did [...]

Swoobs, Swack, & Swutt

Day 2 of our great California adventure finds us visiting the State Fair.  Here we learned valuable lessons like:
Women over the age of 30 should not wear short shorts or pigtails.
Women in California will walk miles in 90+ heat wearing 4” heels.
Some mothers display their madd parenting skillz by wearing shirts stating such (“Bitch” was [...]

No Cal

Greetings from sunny and fuggin hot Northern California!  Ha.  Bet you thought that I was going to prattle on about food again didn’t you?  Nope.  Ok, maybe about the oh so fattening yet oh so yummy delicious In-n-Out burger I had for lunch.  We (almost literally) stepped off the airplane and straight to In-n-Out.  We [...]

Bring on Fall

We woke up to a little bit of fog this morning. Not surprising as our weather as of late has been cool and often rainy. This time of year it should be sunny and 80. Nine months of solid rain usually brings us 3 months of drought. Most people who move [...]

Pardon me while I vomit

Scene:
Elle sitting in desk chair requesting a kissy from her son.
Boy moves closer, Elle smells something.  *snif*snif*
Elle grabs back of boy’s shirt to lift it up to grab the back of the pants poo check.  Boy starts walking away, but his mother still holds his shirt.
Seeing as he can only go in a circle, thus [...]

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